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by Bryan Jones (Author)
The Low Bar by Bryan Jones is what happens when ambition, incompetence, organized crime, corrupt baseball, stolen cemetery flowers, and one deeply unqualified adult collide in modern-day St. Louis.
Welcome to a world where:
- A recently released prison chef believes fear is a seasoning.
- A real estate shark buys a bar as a Christmas present (because socks are for peasants).
- An ethically flexible car salesman considers grave-robbing a romantic gesture.
- An FBI agent is knee-deep in a gang called the Black Mambas.
- And absolutely no one is remotely as smart as they think they are.
At the center of it all is a ramshackle neighborhood bar that looks one cigarette away from being condemned. It has neon beer signs, questionable bookkeeping, and a clientele that treats illegal transactions like happy hour specials. When big money starts moving through the basement safe, everyone wants a cut - including people who probably shouldn't be trusted with scissors, let alone organized crime.
This is not a story about masterminds.
This is a story about overconfidence.
It's about men who think they're sharks but are actually raccoons fighting over a trash can full of cocaine. It's about lawyers who quote French political philosophy while enabling felonies. It's about pinball enthusiasts who take their hobby more seriously than federal agents take undercover work. And it's about what happens when people with wildly inflated self-belief discover that consequences are real and paperwork is forever.
The humor is sharp. The pace is relentless. The characters are spectacularly flawed in ways that feel almost heroic. Every conversation teeters between brilliance and disaster. Every plan sounds airtight until someone opens their mouth.
Think crime caper meets workplace comedy meets "this can't possibly get worse" - and then it does.
If you enjoy:
- Criminal enterprises run like family dinners
- Fast dialogue and faster bad decisions
- Characters who weaponize confidence despite overwhelming evidence they shouldn't
- Morally questionable romance
- And a general sense that adulthood is mostly improvisation
...then welcome to The Low Bar.
Pull up a stool.
Order something strong.
And remember: when expectations are low, it's amazing how much damage you can still do.
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by Bryan Jones (Author)
The Low Bar by Bryan Jones is what happens when ambition, incompetence, organized crime, corrupt baseball, stolen cemetery flowers, and one deeply unqualified adult collide in modern-day St. Louis.
Welcome to a world where:
- A recently released prison chef believes fear is a seasoning.
- A real estate shark buys a bar as a Christmas present (because socks are for peasants).
- An ethically flexible car salesman considers grave-robbing a romantic gesture.
- An FBI agent is knee-deep in a gang called the Black Mambas.
- And absolutely no one is remotely as smart as they think they are.
At the center of it all is a ramshackle neighborhood bar that looks one cigarette away from being condemned. It has neon beer signs, questionable bookkeeping, and a clientele that treats illegal transactions like happy hour specials. When big money starts moving through the basement safe, everyone wants a cut - including people who probably shouldn't be trusted with scissors, let alone organized crime.
This is not a story about masterminds.
This is a story about overconfidence.
It's about men who think they're sharks but are actually raccoons fighting over a trash can full of cocaine. It's about lawyers who quote French political philosophy while enabling felonies. It's about pinball enthusiasts who take their hobby more seriously than federal agents take undercover work. And it's about what happens when people with wildly inflated self-belief discover that consequences are real and paperwork is forever.
The humor is sharp. The pace is relentless. The characters are spectacularly flawed in ways that feel almost heroic. Every conversation teeters between brilliance and disaster. Every plan sounds airtight until someone opens their mouth.
Think crime caper meets workplace comedy meets "this can't possibly get worse" - and then it does.
If you enjoy:
- Criminal enterprises run like family dinners
- Fast dialogue and faster bad decisions
- Characters who weaponize confidence despite overwhelming evidence they shouldn't
- Morally questionable romance
- And a general sense that adulthood is mostly improvisation
...then welcome to The Low Bar.
Pull up a stool.
Order something strong.
And remember: when expectations are low, it's amazing how much damage you can still do.
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